1. Wonder about how many emails I got over night.
2.Wonder if I have any new friends on Facebook.
3.Pretend like it is 1998 and I didn't need or want the internet.
4.Wonder if anyone left a comment on my blog.
5.Wonder why my coffee pot won't work this morning either....is it some kind of internet/coffee pot conspiracy?
6.Thank God I have a back-up coffee pot....Thank you God!
7.Wonder how long it will take for Mr. Wonderful to FIX IT!!!! (the internet and the coffee pot)
8.Wonder how I've managed to survive the past 90 mins without the internet.
9.Check to see if its connected yet......checking...checking...checking....NO.
10.Practice patience while trying not to scream, “HONEY.......FIX IT!!!!!”
11.Get a life.....seriously.